Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives


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The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips. (via bl-ossomed)

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I almost forgot how easily forgotten I am.

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I’ve had lots of happy moments. I’ve been lucky. But I always think the happiest moment hasn’t happened yet. Carol Shields, The Republic of Love (via bookmania)
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you’re a wonderful person <3

No you are! <3

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Q: 1, 19 and 48! Hi There! How are you tonight?

1. What is your middle name?

I’d rather not publish it but it starts with an L.

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Not particularly. Maybe one of those epic huge libraries. Or a park.

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Not very well.

I’m okay thank you, tired and ready for bed.

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Q: 3, 15, 17, 38, 40 :)

Thank you :D 

3. What is your birthday?

6th of January :)

15. Favourite song?

To be honest, I don’t have a favourite song. I’ll go through random periods of obsession with different ones and artists and whatnot.

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Someone who’s also my best friend. I want someone to trust me, and talk to me and make me laugh. I don’t want them to hide anything. 

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

One time I got home late from work, decided sleeping wasn’t really worth it, got up and went to work without sleeping and got home and absolutely crashed. So that’d be it.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Well if they were secret I wouldn’t really know. But none that I know of who have actually mentioned anything.

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aw no im sorry panda!!! i’ll tag my stuff <3

Aw thanks lovely <3 I’m trying to ignore it all. It’s my fault I’m so far behind. I think I need to start with season 1 again and zoom through and catch up.

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Blacklisted every single possible thing linked to GoT because I’m so behind and as per usual, tumblr is completely spoiling it.

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